1. Opening

2. Old Fuck

3. Goin' Through My Address Book

4. Things We Say When People Die

5. He's Smiling Down

6. Parents in Hell

7. People Refuse to Be Realistic

8. Dead Parents Helping

9. Couple of Other Questions

10. Today's Professional Parents

11. Self-Esteem Movement

12. Every Child Is Special

13. Children Are Our Future

14. Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult

15. I Like People

16. Stupid Bullshit

17. Stupid Bullshit on the Phone

18. What a Phone Call Should Be

19. In a Coma

20. Their Kids!

21. They Want to Show You the Pictures

22. Just Enough Bullshit

23. No One Questions Things

24. Proud to Be an American

25. God Bless America

26. Takin' Off Yer Hat

27. Swearing on the Bible

28. You Have No Rights