1. I Don't Want No Cybersex

2. The Ballad of Country Dick

3. Drunk-Divorced Floozie (The Ballad of Diana Spencer)

4. U.P.S. My Heart To You

5. Machines Ain't Music I Got My Mojo Working

6. Disney Is The Enemy

7. Rock n' Roll Hall of Lame

8. I Gotta Crazy Wife

9. You Can't Buy Cool

10. Tankman Blues

11. Orenthal James (Was A Mighty Bad Man)

12. Redneck Rampage

13. When Did I Become My Dad